So, on my bus ride home a 20-something girl trapped in a woman's body tried to hustle her grandmother for some money via the phone.
This is how it went down. Mind you I couldn't hear the grandmother's responses, but the 20-something woman-child talked loud enough for everyone on the bus to hear the sloppy begging and pleading.
Girl In Woman's Body: Hi Nana, I need money.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I have no food at home.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I don't get that money until the 3rd.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I don't have anything at home, and I didn't eat all day.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I was calling you all day and I even texted you.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: Why don't you love me?
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: Then you should do me the favor.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I find it hard to believe I spent $1,000 in one month
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: All you did was just buy me two pairs of pants and a shirt.
Grandma: (hangs up)
GWB: Fuckin' bitch! I hate her.
It seems like GWB has leaned on Grandma way too many times, and the well is running dry.
GWB better make a budget, keep a well stocked pantry of essentials, and whip up those inexpensive but satisfying in between-paychecks meals.
Too bad GWB can't look past her own self-created drama, and realize that perhaps Grandma is also struggling to make it from paycheck to paycheck.
GWB needs to grow the fuck up!
