Jul 19, 2016
How It All Went Down
The Donald: Just study the video for christ sake! That is all you have to do. Jesus!
The Ivanka: I don't care if you have to watch it a million times. You're going to get it, and you are going to get it right.
The Trophy Wife: I vant to do good The Donald.
The Donald: I want you with headphones on at night so you sleep listening to her speech. Pretend this is a pageant. You want that crown.
(The Donald turns to campaign advisers)
The Donald: Now, we are sure no one is going to remember this speech from eight years ago. That is what you are telling me. No one, and I mean no one is going to remember Omarosa, (laughs) I mean Michelle saying this damn speech eight years ago. Right?
The Campaign Advisers: Highly unlikely, Highly unlikely. Most people can't even remember what they had for lunch. The only thing their brains can hold is the names of the Kardashians.
(The Donald stares at advisers, than he looks at ground)
The Donald: Ya know! It really doesn't fucking matter. Like I don't have these morons eating out of my hands already. Just make sure the wife doesn't fuck up. I don't need to be attached to a fuck up.