So, on my bus ride home a 20-something girl trapped in a woman's body tried to hustle her grandmother for some money via the phone.
This is how it went down. Mind you I couldn't hear the grandmother's responses, but the 20-something woman-child talked loud enough for everyone on the bus to hear the sloppy begging and pleading.
Girl In Woman's Body: Hi Nana, I need money.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I have no food at home.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I don't get that money until the 3rd.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I don't have anything at home, and I didn't eat all day.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I was calling you all day and I even texted you.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: Why don't you love me?
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: Then you should do me the favor.
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: I find it hard to believe I spent $1,000 in one month
Grandma: (responds but unheard)
GWB: All you did was just buy me two pairs of pants and a shirt.
Grandma: (hangs up)
GWB: Fuckin' bitch! I hate her.
It seems like GWB has leaned on Grandma way too many times, and the well is running dry.
GWB better make a budget, keep a well stocked pantry of essentials, and whip up those inexpensive but satisfying in between-paychecks meals.
Too bad GWB can't look past her own self-created drama, and realize that perhaps Grandma is also struggling to make it from paycheck to paycheck.
GWB needs to grow the fuck up!
3 comments:
Lord, these kids!
If my nephews tried to lean on my mom like that my brother and I would lean on them. Pure selfishness.
I'd hate to say this given the fact that I agree with everyone, but... that girl doesn't even know how to work it. Where was her "Fine, I'll just starve to death." or her "I'll remember this the next time you ask for something."
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