A Hate Meal

Braden provided a link to this godforsaken post, in response to Aaron's hangover post. This ambrosia of the devil consists of, two McDonald's cheeseburgers, fries and chicken nuggets, placed on a Boboli pizza crust with sauce, and topped with mozzarella.

The end result is the anti-happy meal; a hate meal.


I would improve this debauchery by:

1. Cutting the burgers into bite size pieces and placing them throughout the pie.
2. Cutting the fries into thirds and sprinkling them gingerly throughout the pie.
3. Cutting the McNuggets in half and place them strategically along the outer perimeter of the pie.
4. Drizzling several packets of Mickey D's BBQ sauce over the finished product.
5. Chasing the whole madness with Alka-Seltzer.

What can I say. I'm an optimist that believes in beauty. I'm Venus as a boy.

Did You Know?

Not everyone connected to the Bush administration had a problem finding a new job.

"John Yoo remains on the faculty of Berkeley Law School and Jay Bybee is a federal judge on the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. These men, who advised Bush on how to create a police state, should be investigated, prosecuted, and disbarred. Yoo should be fired and Bybee impeached." Source: Marjorie Cohn - Alternet.org

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