Mar 21, 2009

A Hate Meal

Braden provided a link to this godforsaken post, in response to Aaron's hangover post. This ambrosia of the devil consists of, two McDonald's cheeseburgers, fries and chicken nuggets, placed on a Boboli pizza crust with sauce, and topped with mozzarella.

The end result is the anti-happy meal; a hate meal.

I would improve this debauchery by:

1. Cutting the burgers into bite size pieces and placing them throughout the pie.
2. Cutting the fries into thirds and sprinkling them gingerly throughout the pie.
3. Cutting the McNuggets in half and place them strategically along the outer perimeter of the pie.
4. Drizzling several packets of Mickey D's BBQ sauce over the finished product.
5. Chasing the whole madness with Alka-Seltzer.

What can I say. I'm an optimist that believes in beauty. I'm Venus as a boy.


Aaron said...

I was thinking the exact same thing when i saw this!
I could be improved so much buy distributing the burger and fries around better. Then you toss some flour around it and drop it in a deep fryer

that my friend is heaven

Bob said...

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that.

Anonymous said...

Okay, the fact that I would have eaten this before starting my nutrition/exercise plan scares me.

A lot.

libhom said...

That is so disgusting. If we get Rush Limbaugh eating those regularly, he might die sooner.

Wonder Man said...

oh my goddess