Mar 11, 2009

Love Don't Live Here Anymore

Let's be real good people, did anyone really think these kids were gonna get married and live happily ever after. Well, maybe Grandma Palin was ever faithful.

However, once the Palin's became losers on many levels, Levi realized he didn't want any part of it. He thought he was going to be throwing keg parties in the V.P. mansion, not end up in his little hick town, trying to get his GED and a dead-end job.

Homeboy better watch his back. Bristol's parents like their guns and can shoot from helicopters.


Kitty said...

Goody Palin & John McCain operatives would be a wise to keep the Johnston Clan quiet with money because if they start spilling about what was what on the campaign trail all hell is going to break loose. Levi holds all the cards right now whether he knows it or not, he just has to be shown how to play them.

My advice: Don't do any interviews until you get a publicist because you're going to need one to help spin some visitation rights for you down the line.

libhom said...

That poor dumb hockey player has great bone structure. I wonder if he has a gay uncle my age.

Wonder Man said...

I feel a 'Save Levi' campaign coming on

Bob said...

I think the lot of them should just Go Away.

Todd HellsKitchen said...

The hunk will speak on Good Morning America today. Wonder if he'll do a Calendar for 2010.