My adorable buddy Johnny was up late last night. The poor guy could not fall asleep. I gave him this lullaby, and he went out like a light.
Sung to the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"
Rock a bye Johnny
Dream of a top
When he goes in
Your insides will rock
When his load cums
Your ass will be wet
And happy is Johnny
With no regrets
I can be such a nasty boy at times. I can see Junior rolling his eyes at this post. LOL
1 comment:
Hardly Allan! I wasn't rolling my eyes, I was singing along (which at work is tres not appropriate)!
I can't even claim to be classy after I wrote a post about actors who should become gay porn stars. My classy card was immediately cut up!
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