Jul 27, 2009

I Was So Amused

Good people, I got my amusement park fix over the weekend, and I have bruises to prove it. It was so much fun. Here are some highlights.

This ride is called Mind Eraser, they should call it Mind Fuck. There were so many twists and inverted turns, I didn't know which way was up. The designers of this ride must of had a kiki putting it all together.

I normally don't do rides like this. This is some straight up torture device. We we're loaded onto the seats and strapped in so tight, that it was difficult to breathe. Then we were raised up into the air about four stories high, and the opposing platforms with screaming riders began to rotate on an axis. We became a human pinwheel!

This coaster fucking rocks! I went on it two years ago when it was called Superman, now it's called Bizarro. It has a sick drop that takes the air out of your lungs. The changes to the ride include a new paint job, two water-misting tunnels and flame throwers that gave off a blast of heat that kinda sorta hurt. Good times!


Wonder Man said...

I'm jealous!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

You're a nut!

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you had fun, but I... don't... think... so... I'm sure I'd prolly simultaneously scream/throw-up/go on myself if I was ever on one of those things!