Feb 27, 2008

Cousin Exxon

I have a cousin that was notorious for going out to hang, and he would cry broke, and want people to hook him up. Then later that night he would bounce and go out somewhere else, and magically a wad of money would come out his pocket. I don't hang with him anymore.

Well today, Exxon is bitching and moaning because they are being asked to spend 3 1/2 weeks worth of profit to continue the clean up of Alaska. Ya'll remember when the Exxon Valdez went aground because the captain was hitting the bottle? It was one of the worst environmental disasters at the time.

Exxon has a hell of a lot of nerve to hold on tight to their wallets. It's their mess and they should pay for the entire clean up. They got the money to do it right and still have enough leftover in their troughs to pig out on.

Some people are gonna gagg when they get to the pearly gates of heaven. I can see it now.

St. Peter: No, no, yeah, sorry you are not on the list.
Exxon Execs: Do you know who I am!?
St. Peter: Look you're holding up the line. If you are not on the list you don't get in.
Exxon Execs: Let me talk to your manager.
St. Peter: She's busy right now
Exxon Execs: Look I'm not moving, check your list again.
St. Peter: (holds hand to microphone headset and pushes button) Micheal? Peter here. Listen I got some trouble makers at the gate. Can you come out and handle this?

Scan behind the Exxon Execs and a group of oil covered seals, sea otters and birds breakout into laughter.

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