Feb 20, 2008

Project Runway Reunion - The Aftermath

The living-in-a-fishbowl family of Project Runway had their reunion show today. Here are my thoughts and observations:

They should not have invited the 1st, 2nd and 3rd eliminated contestants on the reunion show. They just sit there and try to remember what happened. Plus, the emailed questions never are about them.

Victorya was thinking about how she could passively, yet agressively, kill just about everyone in that room.

Women love to comfort those in pain. Carmen ate that girl-power-hug up. Yet, the girl-on-girl love ended when Heidi brought up Carmen's menswear design fiasco.

Ewww, Bravo TV just played up the jolly fat guy sterotype! Chris you deserved better than that from the folks at Bravo. And, Chris, while I don't know what you been through in life, maybe if you let some of the anger out, you won't surpress so much by using food.

Ricky looked bitter and on the verge on tears most of the time. He needs to be grateful, because he lasted on the show a lot longer than he deserved. I think what he felt most angry about was that he's embarrassed for being such an emotional wreck througout the show. By the way, did you notice how Christian enjoyed the montage of Ricky's breakdowns.

Michael Kors couldn't deal with what the WWE woman were serving. I guess Micheal is accustomed to ladies that pull back the reigns on themselves. Michael these WWE woman have fun, get laid, and do it on their terms; for the most part. Take a few lessons from them and you'll have a better time when you go to G Bar.

Wow, Christian won fan favorite. Hey, people love cute little squeaky things. How fierce!

Tim's attempt to develop a humorous diva name, had the same effect as his make-over show; it fell FLAT. Tim I have to say I wanted you to succeed at that attempt more than you did. You didn't make it work.

You go Elisa. Be you and do you. Earthlings don't have it all together. Please continue to share your gifts. They'll catch up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What ever could I add, Allan?!

I agree with everything you said, although should I be worried that I laughed at Tim's joke. I thought it was funny. Guess it's just me and him.

Unknown said...

I second that emotion: what can I add?...
That the reunion show is a bit of a waste of time...
That I think that Nina Garcia is quite fierce herself, she knows what she's about, and does it all in 4in. heels...
That Micheal, aka last year's fan favorite, seemed even gayer...
That it's no wonder that Tim's show fell flat, does the man get laid?, especially when you had Ms.Webb, whom my son Marco described as a "total idiot" as a co-host...
No bravo to Bravo for the jolly,fat guy montage, what the fuck was that?...
That I never wanted to kick someones ass as much as I wanted to kick Victorya's...
That's it for now, but we know this ain't over yet...