Ok, so I watched the Miss America pageant. The new sexy, hip and edgy opening segment consisted of the ladies coming out in colored tank tops and jeans. They looked like they were dressed for rehearsal.
They then arranged the girls into groups, and I kid you not, such as: woman from states that never won the title, woman with brown eyes, and the older gals of the group.
One contestant introduced herself by saying "I'm from the state that had a primary that no one cared about." (No, I'm not making this up.)Miss Nevada than said in her intro, "Your money is safe here with us."
I thought I was gonna find this all amusing, but then felt dirty watching the madness. Hey Kylie Kwong is on. Click!